Zodiac signs funny quotes&after sex comments
Aries 21.3. - 20.4.
„People accuse me for being arrogant all the time, I´m not arrogant, I´m just focused“.
Your after sex comments: „OK, let´s do it again“.
Taurus 21.4. – 21.5.
„The problem which can be solved within 30 days by itself, really does not catch my attention“.
Your after sex comment: “I’m hungry – pass the pizza.”
Gemini 22.5. - 21.6.
„I try to be as short as possible and I am becoming incomprehensible“.
Your after sex comment: “Have you seen the remote?”
Cancer 22.6. – 22.7.
Woman talks to man: „If there were not you, we would be a perfect match!“
Your after sex comment: “When are we getting married?”
Leo 23.7. – 22.8.
„There were times when I used to be very cocky, but now I am totally perfect!“
Your after sex comment: „Wasn´t I fantastic?“
Virgo 24.8.-23.9.
„I notice everything, I just act like I don´t.“
Your after sex comment: “I need to wash the sheets.”
Libra 24.8.-23.9.
„I hate being late, but I am so good at it!“
Your after sex comment: “I liked it, if you liked it.”
Scorpio 24.10. – 22.11.
„I am a Scorpio, I will eat you“.
Your after sex comment: “Perhaps I should untie you.”
Sagittarius 23.11. – 21.12.
„Telling the truth, then smiling for no reason, and I think you´re lying“.
Your after sex comment: “Don’t call me–I’ll call you.”
Capricorn 22.12. – 20.1.
„I adore spontaneity, providing it is carefully planned“.
Your after sex comment: “Do you have a business card?”
Aquarius 21. 1. – 20. 2.
„When you think you own an Aquarius, think again….“
Your after sex comment: “Now let’s try it with our clothes off!”
Pisces 21.2. – 20.3.
„I really hate alcoholics. Last time, when I went from bar, they still stepped on my hands“.
Your after sex comment: “What was your name again?”
