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More aries after sex comments, funny astrology, funny quotes zodiac

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Aries 21.3. - 20.4.

„People accuse me for being arrogant all the time, I´m not arrogant, I´m just focused“.

Your after sex comments: „OK, let´s do it again“.

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Taurus 21.4. – 21.5.

„The problem which can be solved within 30 days by itself, really does not catch my attention“.

Your after sex comment: “I’m hungry – pass the pizza.”

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Gemini 22.5. - 21.6.

„I try to be as short as possible and I am becoming incomprehensible“.

Your after sex comment: “Have you seen the remote?”

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Cancer 22.6. – 22.7.

Woman talks to man: „If there were not you, we would be a perfect match!“

Your after sex comment:  “When are we getting married?”

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Leo 23.7. – 22.8.

„There were times when I used to be very cocky, but now I am totally perfect!“

Your after sex comment: „Wasn´t I fantastic?“

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Virgo 24.8.-23.9.

„I notice everything, I just act like I don´t.“

Your after sex comment:  “I need to wash the sheets.” 

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Libra 24.8.-23.9.

„I hate being late, but I am so good at it!“

Your after sex comment: “I liked it, if you liked it.”

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Scorpio 24.10. – 22.11.

„I am a Scorpio, I will eat you“.

Your after sex comment:  “Perhaps I should untie you.”

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Sagittarius 23.11. – 21.12.

„Telling the truth, then smiling for no reason, and I think you´re lying“.

Your after sex comment:  “Don’t call me–I’ll call you.”

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Capricorn 22.12. – 20.1.

„I adore spontaneity, providing it is carefully planned“.

Your after sex comment:  “Do you have a business card?”

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Aquarius 21. 1. – 20. 2.

„When you think you own an Aquarius, think again….“

Your after sex comment:  “Now let’s try it with our clothes off!”

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Pisces 21.2. – 20.3.

„I really hate alcoholics. Last time, when I went from bar, they still stepped on my hands“.

Your after sex comment:  “What was your name again?”

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